Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Florida and everyone else ...

Welcome to the midwest!

Who sucks, but got a good seed because they had a co-ed service the entire selection committee: Actually, they did a good job with this bracket, but if pressed, I'll go with a combination of (5) Butler and (7) UNLV.
Biggest upset: (6) Notre Dame over (3) Oregon. First of all, enough with everybody picks Winthrop to beat Notre Dame. Just because every asschin on ESPN has told you that is their "upset special," you don't have to do it. Not everything said on TV is sacred. Have you ever tried talking non-stop for 30 minutes? You'd be stunned at some of the shit that comes out of your mouth. Notre Dame beats Winthrop, then Oregon in a couple great games and all the Fighting Irish fans in Spokane go to O'Doherty's and drink until they forget where they live.
And your final four team is ... (1) Florida over (2) Wisconsin. Inspiring, huh? Even if Wisconsin forward Brian Butch hadn't caught a bad case of backwards elbow against Ohio State, there's no way the Badgers win this game.
And now,
Ladies and gentlemen, Joakim Noah

Anytime he wants to go ahead and disappear into the NBA abyss is fine with me.

3 comments:

TWJ3 said...

You need to figure out how to get that Noah video directly onto the screen, what a spaz. I probably shouldn't talk though, I wouldn't be suprised if thats what I looked like at the Star on a few select thursday nights senior year.

TWJ3 said...

Hey, and whats with all the 1 and 2 seeds making it to the elite eight? Didn't you learn anything from me in the timeless art of constructing a bracket?

the_h_is_o said...

You're the tech whiz, I spent 10 minutes on it and gave up.

Also, I'm going 63 for 63 this year so take your 2003 Desmet championship bracket and put it in your butt.