Monday, March 12, 2007

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Without further ado, your East Region bracket.

Who sucks, but got a good seed because they sent tranny strippers to the selection committee: (3) Washington State. Look, I'm from Eastern Washington, so I'm as excited as the next guy that the Cougs finally put a team on the floor that could outscore your rec league team. Your rec league team would outrebound them, though. Also, a quick message to all WSU fans sending out "GO COUGS!!!!" text messages this week: If you didn't attend a single basketball game during the six years it took you to get that communications degree, you are not allowed to ever root for them. Shut up and enjoy your run to the Sweet 16, which only happens because the sixth seed in your bracket is as bad as you are.
Biggest upset: (12) Arkansas over (5) USC. Can you imagine the magic when a mediocre team from the SEC beats a mediocre team from the Pac-10? It would be nice if Drexel had the chance to beat USC in this game, but I cry during Hoosiers, so I guess I'm just a sentimental loser.
And your final four team is... (1) North Carolina over (2) Georgetown. Remember the kid in your second-grade class? The one that peed his pants, cried a lot and wouldn't share his saltines with you? Well, he grew up to be a very good post player.

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Coming soon: The South bracket

1 comment:

TWJ3 said...

Are you sure that they just didn't send that Wazzu gal that Dbo and Wolf tag teamed to the selection committee? She would have done wonders as well...