Tuesday, June 19, 2007

A National Tragedy Worse Than The Black Death Times The Hindenburg Squared!

Only you can keep something like this from happening.

Vote Magglio Ordonez to the American League All-Star team.


He'd vote for you.

Currently, Ordonez is fourth among AL outfielders in All-Star voting, which causes several problems.

First of all, he's the best hitter in the majors (whether you follow OPS, VORP or carry a stopwatch and wear a straw hat while watching baseball games.)


Why, he swings with vigor! He could start for anyone in the Federal League!

I'm not a Tigers fan, but can respect the strain put on the lineup when Sean Casey plays nearly every day and their bullpen treats leads like Elijah Dukes treats his wife.

Still, they're well above .500, and that's due to Ordonez's bat. Put together the 58,000 extra votes (at least, what, one-tenth this blog's daily traffic) and make it happen, gang.

While you're at it, stop voting for Manny Ramirez.


"Did you see when he had to go to the bathroom in the giant wall!! LOL!! Just Manny being Manny!!!"

As a reward, here's the trailer for the upcoming movie Superbad.

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