The South is Dirty, Apparently

Who sucks, but got a good seed because they put a horse head in Gary Walters' bed: (5) Tennessee. Bruce Pearl is Tennessee's head coach. If you're lucky, he'll show up for their first-round game in a orange suit jacket. If you're unlucky, he'll do this. They are one of two teams in the tournament (12 seed or lower) shooting a worse percentage from the field than their opponents, which is a not recommended component of good basketball. The Vols beat Long Beach St. and lose to Virginia.
Biggest upset: Ohio State freshman Greg Oden's age on his birth certificate being less than 35. Here's a picture of him in high school.

"Get out of my yard, you damn kids!"

And your final four team is... (3) Texas A&M over (1) Ohio State. Here's a quote from last week's Sports Illustrated about Texas A&M basketball coach Billy Gillispie: "He is 47, divorced, with no kids, no dog and no food in the fridge--meaning there's nothing to distract him from his primary passion: Aggies basketball." That is some depressing shit, man. Can a basketball hug you? Will a zone press thank you for helping it learn how to ride a bike? On the other hand, the man's got nothing holding him back. Aggies to the Final Four.

Next up: Heading to the Midwest